While discussing how much he loves gravy and the need for all you can eat biscuits and gravy
Him: I like my gravy like I like my women. Not too thin. Not too thick.
Me: You are dining with the wrong lady then.
(Source: accuratelyawesome)
World Peace will be brokered over sweet tea and the golf tee game.
September 6th, folks. Mark your calendars.
Three Wolf Moon meets Old Country Store.
Howls ensue.
Hey! Is this how we behave in the presence of biscuits?
It happened Friday afternoon around 2:15 p.m. in the parking lot of the Cracker Barrel at 5001 Central Avenue Pike.
Investigators said the woman was sitting inside her car when she was approached by a white man in his late 20s or early 30s. He apparently tried to take her purse, and as they struggled, he stabbed her once in her abdomen.
Cracker Barrel makes elderly women strong.
Well shoot. If you’re going to have fancy books in your house you aren’t gonna read anyway, they may as well make themselves useful.
“I ordered three vegetables* and you ordered four. And there’s nothing green on this table.”
*Mac & cheese; hashbrown casserole; mashed potatoes; fried apples; carrots; french fries; fried okra.
Don’t even get me started on the IHOP.
“I know it’s surprising but people love it. The day I put it out I was selling it,” said Ann Garner, retail manager at the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store off Merchants Drive on Central Avenue Pike, which began displaying holiday merchandise earlier this month.
You’ll never pull off a surprise birthday party for Jesus that way, Ann.
